Category: Satire

  • My Friend Skinnylicious

    My Friend Skinnylicious

    The final tale in the Ballad of Skinnylicious is less of a tale and more of a list of oddities. I chose to go this route because many of the remaining stories were not of the PG variety and frankly, there are so many weird things he does I could write fifty blogs about him.…

  • DJ Skinnylicious

    DJ Skinnylicious

    “I find it so amazing when people tell me that electronic music has no soul. You can’t blame the computer. If there’s no soul in the music, it’s because nobody put it there.”Bjork Imagine for a second I told you I love to golf. One would expect that I owned all of the apparel and…

  • The Ballad of Skinylicious

    The Ballad of Skinylicious

    “There are people who enter your life and then fade away softly as if they never existed. There are people who enter your life and fit like a missing puzzle piece. Then there are people who enter your life and stick like a large piece of bubble gum in your hair. Tyler Ewing is my…

  • The Worst Symptom

    The Worst Symptom

    I woke up on Christmas feeling good. We opened presents, had a wonderful breakfast, and then settled in to relax for the remainder of the day. I quickly began feeling a little off. Sinus pressure set in and it felt like I was getting a head cold. My health continued to deteriorate throughout the next…